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Bumblebee is not responsible for any dissatisfaction over the contents in this site. Any opinion or expression of thoughts are personal, and maybe fictional. It is up to the viewers to judge, with their brains, no matter big or small; peanut or coconut (size). Hehe. There is this vampire, who likes to come, invede your house and suck the blood of your wife and children! You raise your kids up, and love your wife more than anything else and this damn vampire just enters and suck them dry... you milk the cow halfway and this damn vampire comes and sucks the cow dry claiming the cow to be her's. This damn vampire has no sense of shame, no sense of respect for other people's properties and never want to wait for thigs. They do it when and as they like. This damn vampire just shoves everything in their way to attain their goal- BLOOD which is required fro their bloody damn survival besides feeding their bloody damn sky high ego....(hidung tinggi, bongkak in malay). Stupid vampire! Darn u. Damn you to eternity, asshole!! 
 | Virgin? | Feb 11, '09 10:06 AM
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SOme idiot emailed me this...an i couldn't stop laughing at it...! take a look and use brain la. Macha. Tapak tangan seseorang perempuan boleh menceritakan tentang perangai atau sikap seseorang itu sama ada lelaki atau perempuan. Melalui tapak tangan juga kita boleh merenung masa lampaunya dan apakah yang tersirat dihatinya. Sentuhan ini disebut sentuhan antara hati ke hati. Akan tetapi ilmu meneliti tapak tangan ini tidaklah perlu mempunyai ilmu firasat atau batin. Memadai dengan melihat beberapa perubahan fizikal tapak tangan seseorang itu, sama ada mereka yang kuat bekerja, malas atau bermacam-macam lagi.
Justeru itu untuk memastikan seseorang gadis itu masih dara melalui tapak tangannya. Retak pada bahagian kanan dan kiri tapak tangan kanannya menandakan gadis itu sudah tiada dara. Jika gadis itu masih dara, telapak tangannya samada sebelah kiri atau kanan tidak akan retak. Keretakan ini kelihatan jelas dengan urat-urat walaupun tangan gadis itu lembut. Sebalikknya gadis yang masih ada dara akan kelihatan kiri dan kanan telapak tangan kanannya licin dan lembut. Sebaliknya mereka yang tiada dara, jika ditekan pada bahagian kiri dan kanan tapak tangan kanannya, warna pucat akan berlaku dan lekukan akan kelihatan terlalu mudah menolak balik ke asal.
Walau bagaimanapun tidak semua gadis akan mempunyai sisi reka bentuk yang dinyatakan sedemikian. Ini selalunya berlaku pada gadis yang berkulit tebal dan agak kasar. Tetapi untuk mempastikan kedudukan sebenar gadis itu antara masih dara atau tidak, anda juga oleh memerhatikan pada bahagian tengah tapak tangan kanannya. Jika terdapat garisan yang terputus pada bahagian tengahnya bermakna gadis telah hilang daranya. Akan tetapi garisan itu tidak putus bermakna gadis itu masih suci.
Selain daripada tapak tangan, ibu jari dan jari kelingking juga boleh memberikan petunjuk sama ada gadis itu masih suci atau tidak. Untuk tujuan itu anda banya perlu menyentuh ibu jarinya dan genggam selama satu minit. Jika ibu jarinya panas dan kelihatan merah apabila dilepaskan dari genggaman anda, gadis itu masih dara.
Akan tetapi jika jari itu kelihatan kecut dan pucat walaupun panas, gadis itu sudah tiada suci lagi.
Untuk melihat jari kelingking pula anda hendaklah memegang jari kelingking gadis itu dengan sedikit kuat selama seminit, kemudian lepaskan. Tanyakan kepadanya bagaimana rasa jari kelingkingnya setelah digenggam dan dilepaskan.
Jika gadis itu mengatakan tiada rasa apa-apa, bermakna dia sudah hilang dara. Tetapi jika dia berkata sesuatu yang sebagai contohnya, berdenyut, berdebar jantungnya, tersentuh perasaan pada hatinya atau setidak-tidaknya sedikit sakit yang berdenyut pada jarinya, maka gadis itu suci.
Biasanya sentuhan yang saya maksudkan ini hanya boleh dilakukan antara lelaki dan perempuan sahaja. Jika perempuan dengan perempuan melakukannya ia tidak memberi kesan kepada yang melakukannya. Tetapi untuk tujuan meneliti tapak tangan, anda sendiri boleh melakukannya dengan memerhati garis-garis yang ada. Jangan risau jika terdapat garis-garis pecah pada telapak tangan anda jika anda masih dara. Sebenarnya ada kemungkinan oleh kerana anda bekerja agak keras, maka terdapat pada bahagian tapak tangan anda pecah-pecah atau berurat.
Walau bagaimanapun keperibadian yang mulia dan sentiasa menjaga kesucian diri tidak akan memberi sebarang kesan terhadap diri anda. "  | Fatty | Feb 10, '09 5:19 AM
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|  | Mashalah.....here are some pics taken during our trip to one of the oldest traditional kopitiam serving some best breakfast....I like the half -boiled eggs there most.YUUUUUUUM! |
 One fine Friday evening...a few good frens save for Huat was present....
and this is my favourite! Slurrp..after a sad outing in paediatrics...so much hard work, toil, and sweat...sigh,,,console myself...this is a good treatment for depression! :) | | Seremban HOT and WER market...nice beef noodles and cendol kacang tradisional....YUMMY! |
| TAIWAN | Oct 4, '08 4:12 AM
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I am ... a huge monster...crushing and mowing away whatever it is in my path... I swing and swagger in the montrous way, creating fear and chaos.... I swing my MONSTROUS deadly weapon, the mighty CLUB!!! on my left and right....to the left and right! Banging everyone around me so that i can SEE....I could HEAR...I could get in FRONT! Pity those victims of mine, bruised from all the clubbing by me.,...HAHAHAA!!! so much bruises, and fractures..so much tears....so much pain..anguish and agony.....I don't care... 
So much dizziness from my attacks...BOOM>>>BOOM>>BOOM>>> I am heavy....big sized...FAT...i am HUGE! and those banged by me gotknocked down like a fly...HAHAHA! I want my way...I BANG! I PUSH! Gosh...i am dizzy....from all those pushing and shoving and banging... I bang with my FAT....I win...I survive...HAHAHA! ya Tuhanku, dosa dosa orang bodoh yang akan menjahanamkan negaraku,...biarlah orang orang berupa syaitan yang hina yang berlaku sedemikian demikian ditolak dan muslihat mereka yang keji dilihat oleh rakyat...ya Tuhanku, biarlah mereka ini sedar bahawa KITA tidak hina dari mereka yang terlalu bongkak dan angkuh, dan pembohong. Apa gunanya jika sembahyang banyak banyak kepadamu sekiranya masih menipu, serta meniup-niup kan api kemarahan, tanpa guna otak yang Tuhanku beri...jahanamkanlah muslihat mereka sebelum negara kita dijahanamkan ....ampun...ampun... 
By Farish A. Noor I have just read the reports on the internet about the goings-on that led to the disruption and early closure of the public forum organised by the Bar Council on Conversion in Malaysia over the weekend. Apart from the other rather offensive remarks that were featured in the various reports that I read, I also chanced upon a rather curious revelation: Apparently during the commotion caused when some of the so-called ‘defenders of the faith’ had entered the room where the forum was being held, there were calls for a certain ‘Babi’ to ‘Balik Cina’. Now I have checked and double-checked all the photos that are available on the internet and have seen no image that corresponds to the ‘Babi’ in question. Therefore for the sake of academic consistency and objectivity, I am compelled to ask the Bar Council this: Was there a pig in the auditorium where the forum was held? And if so, how could the Bar Council invite a pig to attend a forum that was open primarily for Malaysian citizens (who are overwhelmingly human, as identity papers and passports have not been issued to pigs or any other non-human species as far as I know) Furthermore I need to ask how the demonstrators knew that the pig (if one was present) was of Chinese origin? Did it carry a Chinese passport, and if so, why was it in KL when the Olympic games were being held in Beijing and the world’s attention was focused there? (*ed. I can only assume that this was a rather anti-social pig from China who had come to Malaysia to avoid the throngs of tourists who have overtaken Beijing, which would be a sensible thing that I would have done myself, so I confess to having sympathy with this mysterious invisible pig.) Lest there be any offence to pigs from China, I would like to remind the demonstrators who made that remark that there are enough pigs in southeast asia and that pigs are, in fact, a native species in the region (including Malaysia). To ask this mysterious pig to ‘Balik Cina’ was therefore offensive to say the least, as it overlooks the fact that it could have been a local Malaysian pig and therefore has every right to be in Malaysia. Though what it was doing at the bar council’s forum is anyone’s guess. Here are some categories of local pigs (genus: Sus, subfamily species: suinea (Latin)) that have shared our very same bumi for centuries: 
In Malaysia we have the babi hutan, babirusa (genus: Babyrousa) and wild boar (genus: Sus Scrofa) that have been long-time residents of the peninsula. 
In Indonesia, there are also many types of local pigs such as the Sulawesi Babirusa, the Warty pig of Sulawesi (genus: Sus Celebensis), the Timorese Warty Pig (Genus: Sus Timorensis) and the Javanese Warty hog (Genus: sus Verrocosus). 
In Vietnam there is of course the Sus Bucculentus, otherwise known as the Indo-Chinese warty pig, while in the Philippines there is the local Sus Cebifrons that hails from the Visayas Islands. So how dare some people go around making wild allegations about the alleged foreign citizenship and/or origins of a pig that may or may not have been present at the Bar Council forum? To assume the foreign identity and origin of an individual merely on the basis of appearance and behaviour would reek of the highest form of prejudice, and points only to the ignorance of those who simply do not know: PIGS are not foreign to Malaysia or Southeast Asia. They are as localised and normalised as Durians and Corruption in this country. 
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. 
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon,
everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
MORAL :
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive..
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less 
warning....below are the personal opinions of the writer. Unhappy readers can close the window and surf somewhere else.:P O, recently I read about an article online regarding the distribution of Public Services Department scholarships…the new rule is 55 % for our bumi friends and 45 % for non bumis… the most revealing part is previously for so many years, non bumis were only given 10 % of this prestigious scholarship which is basically for outstanding scholars to study overseas in prestigious universities in prestigious courses.
More shocking is the statements by various student bodies with funny religious name and obviously very racial in nature obviously forgetting that Malaysia belongs to ALL of us having the Mycard, instead of just to one race, calling for the abolishment of the review, and one even suggested the take-all formula, which means 100% for bumis…and none for non bumis…I felt very uncomfortable to these short-sighted, narrow-minded, racial-tension provoking people with big mouths. They are also the ones suggesting that our school girls uniforms are too sexy, some airlines stewardess’s dress as too horny etc… well, in my humble point of view, they are IRRELEVANT in today’s 21st century society but are very so damn VOCAL. Not only that they can’t see beyond a person’s clothing (and women’s flesh), they don’t even have the basic understanding of the composition of this country and the basic rights of people of other races?. Perhaps what they want is to turn this country into something like Arabia? Or Afghanistan? Shudders….Shudders...
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